into the sea with you + me

I rage against the daily horrors of life with assorted quotations and images of pretty people.

intro post!

thebitcheslovemishacollins:

nitwitoddmenttweak:

kirkbonesspock:

 #nobody hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson 

#nobody hates their life more than Robert Pattinson

(via youstupidfucks)

liminalzone:

BEST FACE.

Doctor Who According to Rory Williams:

matt-smith-:

gyzym:

Season Five:

1. Rory and That Time My Girlfriend’s Imaginary Friend Turned Out to Be Real

2. Rory Williams and That Time It Was The Night Before My Wedding

3. Rory Williams and That Time It Was The Night Before My Wedding

4. Rory Williams and That Time It Was The Night Before My Wedding

5. Rory Williams and That Time It Was The Night Before My Wedding

6. Rory Williams and That Time My Girlfriend’s Imaginary Friend Jumped Out of a Cake That Was Supposed To Have a Stripper In It

7. Rory Williams and That Time I Cut Off My Ponytail and Died

8. Rory Williams and That Time The Ground Ate My Girlfriend

9. Rory Williams and That Time I Was Erased From History 

10. Rory Williams and That Time I Didn’t Exist

11. Rory Williams and That Time I Didn’t Exist

12. Rory Williams and That Time I Was Made Out of Plastic

13. Rory Williams and That Time I Guarded a Box for 2,000 Years and Then Got Married

Season Six:

1. Rory Williams and That Time My Wife Made Me Fly Across The Atlantic Ocean Because of Instructions In An Unsigned Envelope

2. Rory Williams and That Time “Fell Out of the Sky” Was a Figure of Speech, Which Was Misleading Since There’s This Other Dude That Did Literally Fall Out of the Literal Sky So It’s Not Like You Can Blame Me For Being Freaked Out

3. Rory Williams and That Time I Drowned

4. Rory Williams and That Time My Wife and I Were Terrorized by Corridors

But I think you forgot:

Forever: Rory Williams and That Other Time I Died

(via fallingaparttocuttime)

Every script is about a guy trying to have sex with lots of women. I read them and my veins hurt, like, what am I doing with my life?

offyougoapparently:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

#lol i love how much robert pattinson hates his life

(via anygoddamnedcolleen)

a lop-its-head-off kind of girl: TUMBLR GIRLS. ›

aestrith:

sunisup | wumb0l0gy:

alright. most girls on tumblr are fucking amazing.

they’re extremely gorgeous, funny, smart and really interesting.

they’re all also soo special and different than other girls.

i can say that as a straight guy.

so how the fuck are they all single?

WHAT IS…

(via formerlyroxy)

fuckyeahcevans:

CHRIS: We’re here in the jungle doing these scenes, and I need a water, I need a chair, I need my fan, I’m sweating, I’m tired, there’s mud, the bugs are biting me…

Gofobo — The Losers featurette (2009)

(via uwiyweiwreowirpowieprowie)

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